Toobaa

Ţūbā – blessedness, beautitude; Beatitude (title of honour of a patriarch; Chr.) [at Surat ar-Ra'd - 13:29].

But I am only made of clay November 16, 2009

anonBut I am only made of clay -

Collateral to my Self.

My lungs ache

Suppressing explosions of laughter

Saying ‘Mercy’ – it’s good for my health

Shy, shy, shy.

The sky was cross

It tried to tear itself apart -

Dear sky,

I cannot sleep

Until you do

You see,

We sort of share names

But yours names you better.

Six hours of pretended slumber

(Do not dissolve in despair)

And I arise to a Kingdom.

The sky was beautiful.

Pills are scattered on the Central Line

And there are shariah compliance issues at rush hour.

And I am not even a word.

 

HasbunAllāhu wa ne m al-Wakīl November 7, 2009

Filed under: Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 21:45

‘ Men said to them: “A great army is gathering against you”: and frightened them: but it (only) increased their faith. They said:

“For us Allah sufficeth and He is the best disposer of affairs.” ‘

The Holy Qur’ān – Surah Āl  Imrān (3:173)

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Transliteration: Hasbun allaahu wa ni’mal wakeel
Translation: Abdullah Yusuf Ali

 

Cubic Hand Span October 31, 2009

Filed under: Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 23:39

Exhibit TZ1: A sample cubic hand span, dated 31st October 2009.

A huggable (panda/ giant canary) sized cube, in exploding vermilion, with smoothly rounded corners and softly bevelled edges sits at a fixed axis atop the desk. Clusters of brightly coloured flowers blossom in patches and cling to it coolly like ivy.

From the left, storms the beautiful horse like a mountain. Powerful and sudden, its reddish brown coat shimmers as it gallops with furious direction – its tail swishing up and splaying as if in disdain to what it leaves in its wake. It makes to leap over the cube.

Pause.

Behind the cube, above it, with its feet lightly resting atop it, is suspended a ladder of black rope and silk cord stretching up with its top merging into mist. There is no thunderstorm but a dramatic pitch to the sky’s shade of slate.

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“Trick or treat? How brave of you to ask for either, given my darkened attire and sombre glare reflected out through the glass, illuminated by the glow of the monitor. Many a teen and other ghoulish creatures have passed by this porch in fear.

Well, I do not have any treats befitting you but I have mastered a small trick. I can measure your brain in cubic hand spans through a series of questions.”

[After ten solar minutes]

“Scratch out your words!”

He shouted sternly, pushing sheathes of virtual paper up around him.

“Au contraire, mon petit filous. Why are you like sour milk? You permitted me to show you a trick and my words, then, exposed nothing but your current state of mind. They cannot interfere with the ability of your Faith to supplant all things and your will to spur you on. And why should you think that they might?”

“It is akin to kihaana*!”

“What? … your current state of mind … not your tomorrow…! “

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kihāna n. the art of divination, soothsaying, fortunetelling.

 

Clashnicity October 26, 2009

Filed under: Linguistics — toobaa @ 00:51

Clashnicity n. a person’s ethnicity as rounded to the nearest decimal place.

Derivatives: Clashonality n. as above, for a person’s nationality.


Examples:

  • Palestindian
  • Boskistani
  • Lebanyptian
  • Thairish
  • Pakashmiraqi
  • Portugarab
  • Chingitaiian
 

A Loom for Blindfolds September 28, 2009

Filed under: Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 19:32
No more typing.

No more typing.

 

Felt. September 10, 2009

Filed under: Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 01:01
"My heart is heavy."  He said. "Could you hold it for me?"

"Here." I said. "Mine is lighter - let's swap a while."

The rule is that you can only hold one at once and you must hold one at all times.

[swap]

Careful not to drop it, I dared not lift my gaze.
It was late when I did look up.

He'd already left with mine.

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Open Forum: ‘Feminazi’ August 18, 2009

Filed under: Linguistics — toobaa @ 00:09

Feminazi noun [_______________________________________________________]

 

Canvascape August 16, 2009

Filed under: Ego-Slap, Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 22:42

Toobaa was flipping through her old journals.

‘… It is time to make actions my ink and the world my canvas.’

 

Bride July 10, 2009

Filed under: Photography — toobaa @ 19:47

BRIDE

 

Dorian Darcy July 4, 2009

Filed under: Practising Moslemness — toobaa @ 00:55

Toobaa tried to draw Dorian Gray but it ended up looking like Mr. Darcy. There is no need to quote Oscar Wilde but I’d like to, anyway.

“But beauty, real beauty, ends where an intellectual expression begins. Intellect is in itself a mode of exaggeration, and destroys the harmony of any face.”
- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray Ch. 1

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