Category: Crazy Talk
[Husband driving along motorway]
TomTom: Bear left.
[Husband does not respond]
TomTom: Bear left?
[Husband does not respond]
TomTom: Bear left. Take the next exit.
[Husband does not respond]
TomTom: Bear. LEFT. Take the NEXT exit.
[Husband does not respond]
[...]
[Exit missed]
Wife: Why didn’t you take that exit??
Husband: You didn’t tell me to!!
Q: Abu*, is [something-something] a Muslim name?
Abu: Any name with a good meaning is a Muslim name and any name with a bad meaning is not a Muslim name.
Q: Hmmm!
Abu: So, a very long time ago, people used to have names like ‘Monkey-Face’ and ‘Donkey’s-Bum’. Are these good names to have?
Q: No!
[Explanation continues.]
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Abu n. Term of address for ‘Father’ or ‘Dad’ (origins: Arabic; common usage: Urdu).
On the limitations of human thought.
Inspiration: #FFFFFF
